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Voorwaarts die toekoms in

Deur Diane de Beer

Produksie: You Suck (en ander afgryslike waarhede)

Met Klara van Wyk

Regie: Francesco Nassimbeni

Niks suck as die kougomkouende Pretina eers oor haar lewe begin klets nie.

Sy was ’n reuse-sukses op skool, tot haar ma wysgemaak is dat haar dogter se toekoms verseker sal wees as sy na ’n Engelse skool gestuur word.

Dáár het nuwe reëls gegeld en sy moes eers mooi uitwerk hoe om haar pad in die nuwe moeras te vind en vir haar ’n staanplekkie oop te veg. Sy is ’n meisie wat weet van haar pad opwerk en laat haarself nie sommer deur die skool se queen bee ore aansit nie.

Sarah Walker mag die mooiste, slimste en maerste wees, maar sy wat Pretina Jacomina de Jager is, staan nie terug nie – en dan begin die skool se surfer boy, Jonafan, ook nog  met haar flirt!

Hierdie is ’n meisie wat ’n mens moet hoor praat. Sy het baie spesifieke reëls wanneer dit kom by die “o” in woorde soos Rôbin en hiphôp. En terwyl sy haar krulstert wip en haar oë met groot klem saampraat, is die tienerverhale eg vermaaklik en bekend – maak nie saak wanneer jy daardie kind was nie.

Dis ’n lekker wulpse nuwe stem, jonk en vroulik, en dié is mos nog maar skaars op ons verhoë wanneer dit kom by menings lug. You Suck (en ander afgryslike waarhede) is gemik op jonger gehore ­– iets waarvan daar nie genoeg is nie en bitter nodig is om toekomstige teatergehore te verseker.

Van Wyk se gemak en verhoogtalent is van só ’n aard dat sy veel wyer kan reik. Haar Pretina bevind haar nou tussen ’n trop meisies met name soos Chantal, Michelle, Tiffany en dan die befaamde Sarah. Om hulle guns te wen – en sy moet deel wees van die A-groep – besluit sy ’n belly ring is haar open sesame.

Dis ’n absolute wenner vir dié wat nog op skool is, maar wie van ons onthou nie daai vernedering van nie deel wees van dié wat besluit wie tel nie?

Dit hou verband met die hashtag-geslag, die woordeskat wat so lekker loslit op die tong lȇ, die look wat some vogue en anders net darling is, en die gestoei om net ’n mate van gewildheid te bewerkstellig.

Clara van Wyk is iemand om dop te hou. Sy staan lekker gemaklik in haar blink tekkies en Joseph-jassie op die verhoog, en praat ’n tienertaal wat vermaak met ’n lewe wat draai om origami en hiphôp.

What more could a girl want?

En met haar gehoor veilig aan die hand, is dit voorwaarts die toekoms in.

* Vertonings: 2 April om 13:00, 3 April om 16:00, 4 April om 13:00.

* www.debeernecessities.com

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